I'll start with pregnancy.....When you are growing a human you have to be very careful when you cough, sneeze and laugh, and a pantie liner is your best friend.
You have to go to the bathroom (numero uno) every 5 minutes and most of the time it will be for nothing. I can't tell you how many times I ran to the bathroom thinking my bladder was about to burst, and nothing happened. Although, if I knew before handI don't know if I would have risked staying at my desk.
You can have constant hot flashes, and sweat like a pig in the middle of winter. I bet my co-workers thought my arm pit sweat screaming it's way through my sweater was oh so sexy.
On to delivery.....80% on women have a bowel movement during delivery...enough said.
Giving birth doesn't hurt everyone. I was so scared of the pain I couldn't enjoy the prep time. Everyone said it hurt even with an epidural. Well, I was scared to death for nothing. I had an epidural and a complete pain free delivery. My son, Camden, was 8lbs 5oz. I had a 2nd degree episiotomy, he got stuck, and I almost had to have an emergency c-section and even after all of that it was pain free. I do have to make note that I was pretty uncomfortable before the epidural (which didn't hurt) and pushing was exhausting....but it was over all a pain free, nice experiance.
You can bleed MUCH longer than the normal 4-6 weeks after. I think I seriously need to be sponsored by Kotex. It's still going strong and Camden is now 4 months old.
Finally to the baby part.....Breast milk stains. I don't know why because the milk in my fridge has never stained. It's a mystery!
Breats feeding is hard work and not everyone can produce enough milk. I didn't, and I had to keep telling myself that it wasn't my fault, and that I am a great mom.
A teeny adorable baby butt can be a weapon of mass destruction and they somehow manage to poop out their diaper, up their back, and smear it on the back of their neck.
It doesn't matter if your baby boy just wet his diaper...the instant you remove it there goes old faithful.